Sharp Kid

•April 25, 2017 • 2 Comments

All politics aside, the kid is sharp…and at such a young age.

Have Ye Ever…

•April 21, 2017 • Leave a Comment

QOTD (Quote of the Day)

•April 18, 2017 • 1 Comment

You know you ate too much when you have to let your bathrobe out.

The face

•April 18, 2017 • 1 Comment







This one is great!!




Revised United Airlines Seating Chart

•April 12, 2017 • Leave a Comment

Cooking Delights

•April 7, 2017 • Leave a Comment

Sometimes, things you cook just don’t quite turn out the way you expected them.

My eggs this morning: Alien from Mars

This is what defeat looks like

Mud cake level: Hiroshima

I’m no longer allowed to bring treats to school functions

Baker lost something. Wonder if he noticed or not?

Pressure cooker nightmare

Got drunk, got hungry, fell asleep

I forgot I was making caramel at work. It’s a tad overcooked.

So a friend made a cake for her daughter’s birthday party. One of the kids started crying because it was so ugly.

Oh God: please kill us.

Expectations vs. reality

Wife came home to this.

The bread curse

Serious pizza fail

And this pressure cooker from Hell

Then What?

•April 5, 2017 • Leave a Comment

An American businessman was at a pier in a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellow-fin tuna.

The American complimented the Mexican on his fish and asked how long it took to catch them. The Mexican replied only a little while.

The American then asked why didn’t he stay out longer and catch more fish?

The Mexican said he had enough for his family’s needs.

The American then asked the Mexican how he spent the rest of his time.

The Mexican fisherman said, "I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, take siesta with my wife, Maria, stroll into the village each evening where I sip wine and play guitar with my amigos. I have a full and busy life, senor."

The American scoffed, "I have a Harvard MBA and could help you. You could spend more time fishing and, with the proceeds, buy a bigger boat. With the proceeds from the bigger boat, you could buy several boats, in 20 years you would have a fleet of fishing boats.

"But what then, senor?" asked the Mexican.

The American smiled, and said, "That’s the best part! then when the time is right, you would sell your company stock to the public. You’ll make millions!"

"Millions, senor?" replied the Mexican. "Then what?"

The American said, "Then you would retire. Move to a small coastal fishing village where you would sleep late, fish a little, play with your kids, take siesta with your wife, stroll to the village in the evenings where you could sip wine and play your guitar with your amigos."