Cause of the Damage

•March 11, 2021 • Leave a Comment

The recent winter storm in Texas did all kinds of damage. In doing repairs, I found the little guy responsible for it at my house.

Perspective on Life

•March 10, 2021 • Leave a Comment

Lots of animosity floating around these days. Perhaps this will add some positive perspective.

Hatred does not cease by hatred, but only by love; this is the eternal rule.
– Buddha

How Are You With Women?

•March 9, 2021 • Leave a Comment

I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I so bad with women?" She said, "I’m Alexa, you moron."

Definitely the Person I Want Working on All my Electronics

•March 3, 2021 • Leave a Comment

Quick Question

•February 10, 2021 • 1 Comment

Warning: groaner alert…but I just had to send this one along.

Q: What do you call an alien with one missing eye?
A: Alen.

Potential Television Ad

•January 27, 2021 • 1 Comment

Warning: groaner alert…or at least eyes up and a head shake.

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest when they come across a lake. The water was enticing and Snow White decides to take a bath. So she tells the Dwarfs to turn around while she is taking a bath in the lake. The Dwarfs protest vehemently because they want to take a bath too.

Snow White relents and says "When I get into the water and you hear the splash, you can turn around." Snow White undresses and as she is about to jump into the water, at that very moment, she is startled by a frog who jumps into the water before she can. The moment the Dwarfs hear the SPLASH, they turn around and see Snow White standing NAKED.

Now, given that this incident is an idea for a TV ad, what product is being advertised?

That’s easy: 7 Up!

Stupid Things

•January 27, 2021 • Leave a Comment

If you don’t do stupid things when you’re young, you’ll have nothing to laugh about when you’re old.

Upcoming Date

•January 12, 2021 • 2 Comments

February 22nd 2022 (2/22/22) falls on a Tuesday which means we will be able to call it 2’s day.

Finally: something to look forward 2!

(Yeah, I know it’s a groaner but I just had to do it)

Thought for the Day

•January 9, 2021 • 1 Comment

Authority without wisdom is like a heavy axe without an edge: fitter to bruise than to polish.
– Anne Bradstreet

Chocolate Math

•January 8, 2021 • Leave a Comment

A good piece of chocolate has about 200 calories. As I enjoy 2 servings per night, and a few more on weekends, I consume about 3,500 calories of chocolate in a week, which equals one pound of weight per week.

Therefore, in the last 3-1/2 years, I have had chocolate caloric intake of about 180 pounds, and I only weigh 165 pounds.

So… without chocolate, I would have wasted away to nothing about 3 months ago!

I owe my life to chocolate!