Encounter

•December 30, 2022 • Leave a Comment

Warning: groaner alert. This one is so bad I just had to share.

Hey: Wait a Minute…

•December 30, 2022 • Leave a Comment

I just want some credible articles to back up my conspiracy theories.

I can’t find any.

I’m thinking it’s censorship.

T-Shirts for Seniors

•December 22, 2022 • Leave a Comment

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Christmas has been Cancelled

•December 22, 2022 • Leave a Comment

Apparently, YOU told Santa that you have been good this year.
He died laughing!

Thanks Covid

•December 18, 2022 • Leave a Comment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPtH43VmvJI

To Brighten Up Your Day

•December 12, 2022 • Leave a Comment

Some groaners; some stereotypes; some might even evoke a wry smile (particularly the vending machine one).

Old Butch

•December 2, 2022 • Leave a Comment

Warning: groaner alert.

Fred was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young pullets and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced. This took a lot of time, so Fred bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out his efficiency report by just listening to the bells.

Fred’s favorite rooster, Old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but this one morning he noticed that Old Butch’s bell hadn’t rung at all! When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.

To Fred’s amazement, Old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn’t ring. He’d sneak up on a pullet, perform his duties, and walk on to the next one.

Fred was so proud of Old Butch that he entered him in the County Fair. Old Butch became an overnight sensation among the judges. The judges not only awarded Old Butch the "No Bell Piece Prize" but they awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well.

Clearly Old Butch was a politician in the making.

Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on an unsuspecting populace and taking advantage of them when they weren’t paying attention.

Californians Move to Texas

•September 28, 2022 • Leave a Comment

Workplace Violence

•September 16, 2022 • Leave a Comment

AI Corrects Accent

•August 24, 2022 • Leave a Comment

This one is a little strange. There is a company that has developed an AI that can correct accents so that what you hear is clear, understandable English sans any hint of an accent. They have a demo page to show this off. To run it, click the play button on the lower left, listen for a bit, then click the toggle on the lower right to hear the speaker in normal English. It is kind of creepy on how good this is.

https://www.sanas.ai/demo