Advice

•May 27, 2016 • 1 Comment

“If you want to be popular, just ask people for advice; don’t take it, just ask for it.”
— Leo Rosten

“The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.”
— H. L. Mencken

If you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice — you really don’t need advice.
— An Unknown but Wise Person

Name Recognition Quiz

•May 21, 2016 • 1 Comment

Which of the following names are you familiar with?

1. Monica Lewinski
2. Bill Clinton
3. Hillary Clinton
4. Adolph Hitler
5. Jorge Bergoglio
6. Winnie Mandela
7. Vladimir Putin
8. Linda Lovelace
9. Saddam Hussein
10. Tiger Woods

So, did you have trouble with #5? (I know that I did)

Hmmm…

You know all the criminals, murderers, thieves, sluts, and cheaters but you don’t know the Pope?

Lovely, just lovely!

Rednecks Know Stuff

•May 20, 2016 • Leave a Comment

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Attitude

•May 20, 2016 • Leave a Comment

I particularly liked the one about tying your shoes. I know some folks like that…

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Thought for the Day

•May 5, 2016 • Leave a Comment

Happy Cinco de Mayo

Well timed Photo or Skilled Photoshop

•May 4, 2016 • 1 Comment

Hard to say for sure if these photos are legit or if someone was really good with Photoshop. Either way, they are fun to look at. I particularly liked the “rainbow” one with the baggage handler on the tarmac.

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Low Battery

•April 21, 2016 • 1 Comment

A man saved his girlfriend’s phone number on his mobile as ‘Low Battery’. Whenever she calls him, in his absence, his wife takes the phone and plugs it into the charger. Give that man a medal.

 
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