Thoughts for the Day

•September 9, 2021 • 4 Comments

“You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. No one is entitled to be ignorant.”

– Harlan Ellison

Thought for the Day

•August 15, 2021 • 2 Comments

Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.

– Andre Gide

Drone vs. Volcano

•July 22, 2021 • Leave a Comment

You’ll never guess which of the two won.

Insane Base Running

•July 22, 2021 • Leave a Comment

You might not be a baseball fan but this is some really crazy base running.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThwJiusfcNs&t=57s

Cause of the Damage

•March 11, 2021 • Leave a Comment

The recent winter storm in Texas did all kinds of damage. In doing repairs, I found the little guy responsible for it at my house.

Perspective on Life

•March 10, 2021 • Leave a Comment

Lots of animosity floating around these days. Perhaps this will add some positive perspective.

Hatred does not cease by hatred, but only by love; this is the eternal rule.
– Buddha

How Are You With Women?

•March 9, 2021 • Leave a Comment

I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I so bad with women?" She said, "I’m Alexa, you moron."

Definitely the Person I Want Working on All my Electronics

•March 3, 2021 • Leave a Comment

https://twitter.com/humplik/status/1366915639311482888

Quick Question

•February 10, 2021 • 1 Comment

Warning: groaner alert…but I just had to send this one along.

Q: What do you call an alien with one missing eye?
A: Alen.

Potential Television Ad

•January 27, 2021 • 1 Comment

Warning: groaner alert…or at least eyes up and a head shake.

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest when they come across a lake. The water was enticing and Snow White decides to take a bath. So she tells the Dwarfs to turn around while she is taking a bath in the lake. The Dwarfs protest vehemently because they want to take a bath too.

Snow White relents and says "When I get into the water and you hear the splash, you can turn around." Snow White undresses and as she is about to jump into the water, at that very moment, she is startled by a frog who jumps into the water before she can. The moment the Dwarfs hear the SPLASH, they turn around and see Snow White standing NAKED.

Now, given that this incident is an idea for a TV ad, what product is being advertised?

That’s easy: 7 Up!