Woman Equality

•October 24, 2016 • Leave a Comment

William Golding
British Novelist Playwright & Poet
1911 – 1993

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men.
They are far superior and always have been.
Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she will give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she will give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she will give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she will give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, If you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of $hit!

9 Interesting Facts about Human Bodies

•October 24, 2016 • 1 Comment

It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach.
A human hair can hold 3kg.
The length of a penis is three times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete.
A woman’s heart beats faster than a man’s.
Women blink 2 times as much as men.
We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand.
A woman has read this entire text.
A man is still looking at his thumb.


•October 24, 2016 • Leave a Comment

Do you want to go to the gym with me?

You spelt "bar" wrong.


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Bench Talk

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A Penny for Your Thoughts

•October 21, 2016 • Leave a Comment

One night, a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib.

Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment, even skepticism.

Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it aroused, with eyes glistening she slipped her arm around her husband. "A penny for your thoughts," she said.

"It’s amazing!" he replied. "I just can’t see how anybody can make a crib like that for only $67.50."

Thought for the Day

•October 21, 2016 • Leave a Comment

The first 5 days after the weekend are the hardest.