Emergency Room

•November 7, 2018 • Leave a Comment

A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five-iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.

"Well, it was like this," said the man, "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them. While I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough there was a golf ball with my wife’s monogram on it — stuck right in the middle of the cow’s butt. That’s when I made my BIG mistake."

"What did you do?" asks the doctor.

"Well, I lifted the cow’s tail and yelled to my wife, Hey, this looks like yours!" I don’t remember much after that…

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More Signs

•October 17, 2018 • Leave a Comment

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Revenge Parking

•October 17, 2018 • Leave a Comment

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The Year was 1955

•October 17, 2018 • Leave a Comment

Did you hear the post office is thinking about charging 7 cents just to mail a letter?
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If they raise the minimum wage to $1.00, Nobody will be able to hire outside help at the store.
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When I first started driving, who would have thought gas would someday cost 25 cents a gallon? Guess we’d be better off leaving the car in the garage.
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Did you see where some baseball player just signed a contract for $50,000 a year just to play ball? It wouldn’t surprise me if someday they’ll be making more than the President.
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I never thought I’d see the day all our kitchen appliances would be electric. They’re even making electric typewriters now.
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It’s too bad things are so tough nowadays. I see where a few married women are having to work to make ends meet.
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Thank goodness I won’t live to see the day when the government takes half our income in taxes. I sometimes wonder if we are electing the best people to government.
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The fast food restaurant is convenient for a quick meal, but I seriously doubt they will ever catch on.
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There is no sense going on short trips any more for a weekend. It costs nearly $2.00 a night to stay in a hotel.
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No one can afford to be sick anymore. At $15.00 a day in the hospital, it’s too rich for my blood.
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If they think I’ll pay 30 cents for a haircut, forget it.
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Indian Hills Church Signs

•October 17, 2018 • 3 Comments

Clever Church Signs

•October 17, 2018 • Leave a Comment

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LOVE funny church signs!! LMAO

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Church sign humor

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Catholic meme

“Remember to get your Ash in Church!â€

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Astonishing Pictures

•October 9, 2018 • Leave a Comment

Some new, some old, some may be Photo-shopped, but overall enjoyable! I am curious as to who built that castle on top of a rock in the middle of the bay. That just seems like an incredibly hard and expensive thing to do. What was the motivation behind that?

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