Five Thoughts for the Day

1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemies but remember their name.

3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you the next time they’re in trouble.

4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.

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~ by yougottobekidding on February 22, 2017.

2 Responses to “Five Thoughts for the Day”

  1. so true

  2. True. And funny too.

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