The Perfect Squelch
After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in his seat and closed his eyes. As he sat there and the crew readied the train for departure, a woman sitting next to him pulled out her mobile phone and started talking in a loud voice.
"Hi sweetheart. It’s Sue. I’m on the train. Yes, I know it’s the six thirty and not the four thirty one, but I had a long meeting. No, honey, not with that Kevin from the accounting office. It was with the boss. No sweetheart, you’re the only one in my life. Yes, I’m sure, cross my heart!"
Fifteen minutes later, she was still talking loudly. When the man sitting next to her had enough, he leaned over and said into the phone, "Sue, hang up the phone and come back to bed."
Sue doesn’t use her mobile phone in public any longer.