The Definition of Old

I very quietly confided to my best friend that I was having an affair. She turned to me and asked, "Are you having it catered?"
And that, my friend, is the definition of OLD!

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It’s scary when you start making the same noises as your coffee maker.

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I don’t want to brag or make anyone jealous or anything, but I can still fit into the earrings I wore in high school.

~ by yougottobekidding on December 30, 2014.

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