A man received the following text from his neighbor:
I am so sorry, Bob. I have been riddled with guilt and have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night, when you’re not around. I’m not getting it at home but that’s no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won’t ever happen again.
The husband, feeling anguished and betrayed, walked in his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.
A few moments later, a second text came in:
Damn auto correct…….wifi…..not wife.