My dentist’s patients are called and reminded the day before their scheduled appointments.
During an office visit, one man was in an especially good humor and explained why. "My staff at work kids me about the high opinion I have of myself," he said. "Yesterday your receptionist left a message that had them in stitches."
He related the memo his secretary had handed him: "Your crown is ready."
(Sorry: I know it’s terrible but I just couldn’t resist)