My Bed and Me
When people tell me, "You’re going to regret that in the morning," I just sleep until noon. Problem solved.
Sleep is my drug; my bed is my dealer; my alarm clock the police.
People said to follow my dreams … so I went back to bed.
Do you know that awesome feeling when you get into bed, fall asleep right away, stay asleep all night and wake up feeling refreshed? Me neither.
4:04 AM, Sleep Not Found
I’m out of bed and made it to my keyboard. What more can the world want?