For hundreds of years two statues have been standing opposite each other in the park: a young Roman and a goddess, both naked.
One day a good fairy comes by and fulfills the greatest wish of both of them — they may come down from their respective pedestals for the afternoon. Said and done. They disappear into the bushes…rustling, whispering, giggling.
“We’ve only got ten minutes left” he says.
She replies, “Good. Now you hold the pigeon and I’ll s#$t on it."