11 “Just Because” Reasons

Because you have to read up on it first

Because you left your microphone at home

Because opening umbrellas requires too much effort

Because fast food isn’t fast enough

Because baking is hard and you’re just going to have another birthday next year

Because discounts are bad for business

Because freshness is for chumps

Because your name is so easy to vandalize

Because it’s already a perfectly good chair

Because your driveway is really, really long

Because it didn’t say HOW MANY pepperonis


~ by yougottobekidding on July 10, 2013.

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