Choosing a Life Partner

If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never say it’s not quite as good as his mother’s…

…then adopt a dog.

If you want someone who’s always willing to go out with you, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want…

…then adopt a dog.

If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn’t care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies…

…then adopt a dog.

If you want someone who is content to get on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores…

…then adopt a dog.

If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn’t care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of his attention, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually…

…then adopt a dog.

On the other hand, if you want someone who never responds when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness…

…then adopt a cat.

Now, be honest, you thought I was going to say ‘Marry a man’ didn’t you’?

~ by yougottobekidding on July 3, 2013.

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