I Wish I Were a Bear (aka Every Woman’s Secret Wish)
I know this is old but it has always brought a smile to my face every time I’ve read it.
I Wish I Were a Bear
If you’re a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could get used to that. And another thing: Before you hibernate, you’re supposed to eat yourself stupid. That wouldn’t bother me either.
If you’re a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business; you swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.
Your husband expects you to growl when you wake up. He expects you to have hairy legs and excess body fat. Best of all, he likes it.
I wish I were a bear…