If Men Got Pregnant

1. Morning sickness would rank as the nation’s number one health problem.

2. Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay.

3. Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.

4. Natural childbirth would become obsolete.

5. All methods of birth control would become 100% effective.

6. Men would be eager to talk about commitment.

7. There would be a cure for stretch marks.

8. They would serve beer instead of coffee at antenatal classes.

9. Men wouldn’t think twins were so cute.

10. Sons would have to come home from dates by 9 pm.

~ by yougottobekidding on April 16, 2013.

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