You Work in Corporate America if…

You Work in Corporate America if…

– You sat at the same desk for 4 years and worked for three different companies.

– Your company welcome sign is attached with Velcro.

– Your resume is on a thumb drive in your pocket.

– Your company logo on your badge is applied with stick-um.

– You order your business cards in "half orders" instead of whole boxes.

– When someone asks about what you do for a living, you lie.

– You get really excited about a 2% pay raise.

– You learn about your layoff on CNN.

– Your biggest loss from a system crash is that you lose your best jokes.

– You sit in a cubicle smaller than your bedroom closet.

– Salaries of the members on the Executive Board are higher than all the Third World countries’ annual budgets combined.

– You think lunch is just a meeting to which you drive.

– It’s dark when you drive to and from work.

– Fun is when issues are assigned to someone else.

– Communication is something your group is having problems with.

– You see a good looking person and know they’re a visitor.

– Free food left over from meetings is your main staple of your diet.

– Weekends are those days your significant other makes you stay home.

– Art involves a white board.

– You’re already late on the assignment you just got.

~ by yougottobekidding on March 9, 2013.

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