Do You Drink?

Lady: Do you drink?

Man: Yes

Lady: How much a day?

Man: Three 6 packs

Lady: How much per 6 pack

Man: about $10.00

Lady: And how long have you been drinking?

Man: 15 years

Lady: So One 6 pack cost $10.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be $10,800 correct?

Man: Correct

Lady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct?

Man: Correct

Lady: Do you know that if you hadn’t drank, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

……..After a Pause…….

Man: Do you drink?

Lady: No

Man: So….. Where’s your f**king Ferrari then?

~ by yougottobekidding on January 17, 2013.

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