Once again we are reminded that men are from Mars, women are from Venus…
My wife being the romantic sort, just sent me a text:
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."
I replied, "I am taking a crap. What should I do?"