The Truth About Men
The Truth About Men (as written by a single woman)
1. Most of the nice men are ugly.
2. Most of the handsome men are not nice.
3. Most of the men who are both handsome and nice are gay.
4. The men who are handsome, nice, and heterosexual are married.
5. Most of the men who are not so handsome, but are nice, have no money.
6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice and have money, think we are only after their money.
7. The handsome men without money are after our money.
8. The handsome men who are not so nice and are heterosexual don’t think we are beautiful enough.
9. The men who think we are beautiful–and who are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money–are cowards.
10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice, have some money, and are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!
11. The men who never make the first move automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.