Politicians

On the first day of school the 2nd-grade teacher asks Sandy what her father does.
"He’s a politician."
"And your mother?" the teacher asked.
"She doesn’t work either."

Q: What’s the difference between a politician and a welfare recipient?
A: The welfare recipient has already held a job.

Q: What do you call a politician who works one-half hour per day?
A: Hyperactive

~ by yougottobekidding on September 5, 2012.

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