Words from Women

I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn’t itch. – Gilda Radner

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. – Maryon Pearson

Our struggle today is not to have a female Einstein get appointed as an assistant professor. It is for a woman schlemiel to get as quickly promoted as a male schlemiel. – Bella Abzug

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. – Margaret Thatcher

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. – Gloria Steinem

Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. – Gloria Steinem

If men can run the world, why can’t they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? – Linda Ellerbee

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. – Zsa Zsa Gabor

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night. – Marie Corelli

I think–therefore I’m single. – Lizz Winstead

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. – Katharine Hepburn

~ by yougottobekidding on August 1, 2012.

One Response to “Words from Women”

  1. Yes. Best reason in the world for being gay —- for men, that is. Living with sneering contempt gets old fast.🙂

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