My Mother-in-Law Doesn’t Like Me

I was visiting my parents with my new husband, a Navy diver, when he drew me aside to say, "I don’t think your mother likes me."

"What makes you think that?" I asked.

"Well, I was explaining that I can’t wear my wedding ring when I dive, because barracudas are attracted to shiny things and might bite off my finger."

"So … ?"

"Well, that’s when said, ‘Can’t you wear it on a chain around your neck?’"

~ by yougottobekidding on July 6, 2012.

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