Smoking

When Karen was a rather young miss, attending St. Mary’s Catholic Girly School, she was sitting on the sidewalk out front, smoking a cigarette. The local priest walks by and gives her a glare.

"Karen! Smoking at such a young age! Aren’t you ashamed?"

"What?" remarked Karen. "You got somethin’ better to do after sex?"

~ by yougottobekidding on May 31, 2012.

One Response to “Smoking”

  1. Barber Shop.

    One day a priest walks into a barber and asks for a hair cut. when the barber finished he the priest asked: how much do I oh you?
    the barber replied: oh don’t worry it’s free. The next day the barber opens the shop door and finds 3 bottles of whiskey from the priest as a thanks.

    on the second day a monk walks into a barber and asks for a hair cut. when the barber finished he the Monk asked: how much do I oh you?
    the barber replied: oh don’t worry it’s free. The next day the barber opens the shop door and finds 3 bottles of brandy from the Monk as a thanks.

    on the third day a Rabbi walks into a barber and asks for a hair cut. when the barber finished he the Rabbi asked: how much do I oh you?
    the barber replied: oh don’t worry it’s free. The next day the barber opens the shop door and finds 3 rabbis standing outside his door for FREE haircuts.

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