T-shirt Quotes

I Fought the Lawn and the Lawn Won
(around a picture of dandelions)

So Few Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me

I Suffer Occasional Delusions of Adequacy

God Made Us Sisters, Prozac Made Us Friends

If They Don’t Have Chocolate In Heaven, I Ain’t Going

At My Age, I’ve Seen It All, Done It All, Heard It All…
I Just Can’t Remember It All

My Mother Is A Travel Agent For Guilt Trips

I Just Do What The Voices Inside My Head Tell Me To Do

If It’s Called Tourist Season, Why Can’t We Hunt Them?

Senior Citizen: Give Me My Damn Discount

Princess, Having Had Sufficient Experience With Princes, Seeks Frog

No, It Doesn’t Hurt
(on a "well-tattooed" man)

If You Can Read This, My Wife Fell Off
(on the back of a passing motorcyclist)

I Used To Be Schizophrenic, But We’re OK Now

Veni, Vedi, Visa: I came. I Saw. I Did a Little Shopping.

What If The Hokey Pokey Is Really What It’s All About?

I Didn’t Climb to the Top of the Food Chain to Be a Vegetarian

Yale Is Just One Big Party… (on the Front)
…With a $25,000 Cover Charge (on the back)

Coffee, Chocolate, Men … Some Things Are Just Better Rich

Liberal Arts Major … Will Think For Money

Growing Old is Inevitable; Growing Up is Optional

IRS: Be Audit You Can Be

Gravity: It’s Not Just a Good Idea – It’s the Law.

If You Want Breakfast In Bed, Sleep In the Kitchen

The Old Pro: Often Wrong … But Never In Doubt

If At First You Don’t Succeed, Skydiving Isn’t For You

Old Age Comes at a Bad Time

In America, Anyone Can Be President. That’s One of the Risks You Take

First Things First, but Not Necessarily in That Order


~ by yougottobekidding on April 13, 2012.

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