"Congress slated hearings next week into the GSA’s lavish Las Vegas convention two years ago after a GSA official was taped performing a rap song making fun of all the taxpayer money they were spending. Technology is so amazing. He was recorded by the first cell phone camera with an app that can abolish an entire government department."
– Argus Hamilton
Q: How many gov’t bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to assure everyone that everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
Q: How many IRS agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it *really* gets screwed.
Q: How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.