How To Tell if You’re in Los Angeles

Your co-worker tells you s/he has 8 body piercings: none are visible.

You make over $250,000. And still can’t afford a house.

Your child’s 3rd grade teacher has two pierced ears, a nose ring and is named "Breeze."

If you speak about "urban transit," you’re besieged by attractive young women who want to "channel."

You can’t remember……is pot illegal?

You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown and can taste the difference between Sumatra and Ethiopian. And you know which Brentwood restaurant serves the freshest arugula.

A really great parking space can move you to tears.

You assume every company offers domestic partner benefits, a fab exercise facility, and tofu takeout.

You’re thinking of taking an adult class but you can’t decide between Aroma Therapy, Conversational Mandarin, or Screening Erotic Websites.

A man walks on the bus in full leather regalia. You don’t notice.

A woman walks on the bus with live poultry. You don’t notice.

~ by yougottobekidding on April 11, 2012.

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