How To Tell if You’re in Los Angeles
Your co-worker tells you s/he has 8 body piercings: none are visible.
You make over $250,000. And still can’t afford a house.
Your child’s 3rd grade teacher has two pierced ears, a nose ring and is named "Breeze."
If you speak about "urban transit," you’re besieged by attractive young women who want to "channel."
You can’t remember……is pot illegal?
You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown and can taste the difference between Sumatra and Ethiopian. And you know which Brentwood restaurant serves the freshest arugula.
A really great parking space can move you to tears.
You assume every company offers domestic partner benefits, a fab exercise facility, and tofu takeout.
You’re thinking of taking an adult class but you can’t decide between Aroma Therapy, Conversational Mandarin, or Screening Erotic Websites.
A man walks on the bus in full leather regalia. You don’t notice.
A woman walks on the bus with live poultry. You don’t notice.