Papa, Mama, and Baby Mole

A papa mole, a mama mole, and a baby mole, all live together in a little mole hole.

One day, papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and said, “Yummy! I smell maple syrup!”

The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air and said, “‘Oh, Yummy! I smell honey!”

Now baby mole is trying to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but can’t because the bigger moles are in the way. This makes him whine, “Geez, all I can smell is….

MOL ASSES !

(Yes, I know it’s bad. And yes, you know you’re gonna pass it on!)

~ by yougottobekidding on February 29, 2012.

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