Geography Lesson

The Geography of a Woman

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa.

Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe.

Well developed and open to trade,

especially for someone of real value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot,

relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece ,

gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain,

with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel,

has been through war, doesn’t make the same mistakes twice,

takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada,

self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful,

with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.

An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.

The Geography of a Man

Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran,

ruled by nuts.

The End


~ by yougottobekidding on February 20, 2012.

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