You Got to be Kidding's Blog

Shake Your Head; See the Optical Illusion

yougottobekidding — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 18:13:20 +0000

Or perhaps this is just a silly way to make people look stoopid in front of their computers, you know, a cube-city room, everything shaking their heads back and forth. But I digress…

The The Impotence of Proofreading

yougottobekidding — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 16:53:39 +0000

Why do People go South for the Winter

yougottobekidding — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 16:40:35 +0000

Well, at least in the northern hemisphere they do.

Dunno Why but this Figurine Seems Oddly Appealing

yougottobekidding — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 16:49:47 +0000

http://www.popaganda.com/blog1.php/2012/01/25/america-s-back

Letter to a Men’s Helpline

yougottobekidding — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 15:55:46 +0000

Dear Helpline,

I really need your advice on a serious problem.

I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.

Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat. When she came home she got out of someone’s car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.

It was at that moment, crouched behind the boat, that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket.

Is that something I can weld, or do I need to replace the whole bracket?

Signed,
Concerned

It’s Complicated

yougottobekidding — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 12:47:53 +0000

Thinking “Outside the Box”

yougottobekidding — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 22:06:25 +0000

Think you’re pretty smart, do you?

LATERAL THINKING, OR THINKING "OUTSIDE THE BOX"

Check out your lateral thinking power. The first 4 images are the questions and the answers are given at the end. Please do not look at the answers first, it will spoil the fun. Try it.

Question 1

Question 2

Question 3

Question 4

ANSWERS

1. The last person took the basket with the egg in it.

2. All the other card players were women.

3. Pour the juice from the second glass into the fifth.

4. The recluse lived in a lighthouse.

Turkey Shoot

yougottobekidding — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 13:06:20 +0000

Shot my first turkey yesterday! Scared the crap out of everyone in the frozen food section.

It was awesome!

Getting old is so much fun.

Dating Words of Wisdom

yougottobekidding — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 13:03:57 +0000

No matter how good looking she is, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her s**t.

Bus Art

yougottobekidding — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 12:41:21 +0000