Thought for the Day

•August 28, 2014 • Leave a Comment

The Saga of the Indian with One Testicle

•August 27, 2014 • 3 Comments

There once was an Indian who had only one testicle and whose given name was ‘Onestone’. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.

After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, ‘If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!’

The word got around and nobody called him that any more.

Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, ‘Good morning, Onestone.’

He jumped up, grabbed her, and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.

The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.

Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Red Bird returned to the village after having been away for quite a long time. Red Bird, who was Blue Bird’s cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, ‘Good to see you, Onestone.’

Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Red Bird wouldn’t die!

Why?

Oh, come on now…

Take a guess!

Think about it!

You’re going to love this!

Everyone knows…

You can’t kill Two Birds with OneStone

Newspaper Headlines

•August 25, 2014 • Leave a Comment

I know these have been around awhile but they are still fun to reread even if you have already seen them. Hard to tell if the headline writers did these on purpose or not.

The Blue Dot

•August 21, 2014 • Leave a Comment

Memory Lane – Way Back When

•August 21, 2014 • 2 Comments

I got these from a friend via Email. I could not find any attribution as to where they came from, who took the photos, nor any copyright notices on them. So I’m sharing for now but may have to pull this post down or delete some of the pictures if some indeed turn out to be copyrighted.

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A 1947 photo, Cary Grant donned a skirt to protest Katharine Hepburn wearing slacks during rehearsals for the radio broadcast of The Philadelphia Story.

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Jayne Mansfield

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4-H Girls Convention, Iowa State College 1941

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George W. Bush on a field trip with his dad, George H.W. Bush, to the oil fields outside Midland, TX, circa 1955. -from the George W. Bush Library.

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Wall Street suicide 1929

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On this day in 1968, Mister Rogers welcomed us to his neighborhood for the first time. We are all better for it.

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Marilyn Monroe and Arthur Miller

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The Yellow Cab Company unveils its new rumble seat taxis, 1940, Chicago. These custom cars were built to allow passengers to see the city’s sites more easily.

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Jacqueline Kennedy

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Levi’s advertising catalog, 1905

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Ty Cobb (1911) Detroit Tigers

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Iron Hawk (Chetan Maza), Oglala Lakota, 1899

tumblr_monkz2CcQe1qg8r34o1_500.jpgThe Three Stooges…in and out of character…great photo!

tumblr_mae1rtccNV1r1c99io1_500.jpgA 1949 Styleline De Luxe Convertiblewas the 22-millionth Chevrolet.

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Thought for the Day

•August 21, 2014 • Leave a Comment

Life is like a camera:

- Focus on what’s important

- Capture the good time

- Develop from the negatives

And if things don’t work out: take another shot.

Animals that Accidentally Saw You Naked

•August 17, 2014 • Leave a Comment

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