There once was an Indian who had only one testicle and whose given name was ‘Onestone’. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.
After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, ‘If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!’
The word got around and nobody called him that any more.
Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, ‘Good morning, Onestone.’
He jumped up, grabbed her, and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.
The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.
Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Red Bird returned to the village after having been away for quite a long time. Red Bird, who was Blue Bird’s cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, ‘Good to see you, Onestone.’
Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Red Bird wouldn’t die!
Oh, come on now…
Take a guess!
Think about it!
You’re going to love this!
You can’t kill Two Birds with OneStone
I got these from a friend via Email. I could not find any attribution as to where they came from, who took the photos, nor any copyright notices on them. So I’m sharing for now but may have to pull this post down or delete some of the pictures if some indeed turn out to be copyrighted.
A 1947 photo, Cary Grant donned a skirt to protest Katharine Hepburn wearing slacks during rehearsals for the radio broadcast of The Philadelphia Story.
4-H Girls Convention, Iowa State College 1941
George W. Bush on a field trip with his dad, George H.W. Bush, to the oil fields outside Midland, TX, circa 1955. -from the George W. Bush Library.
Wall Street suicide 1929
On this day in 1968, Mister Rogers welcomed us to his neighborhood for the first time. We are all better for it.
Marilyn Monroe and Arthur Miller
The Yellow Cab Company unveils its new rumble seat taxis, 1940, Chicago. These custom cars were built to allow passengers to see the city’s sites more easily.
Levi’s advertising catalog, 1905
Ty Cobb (1911) Detroit Tigers
Iron Hawk (Chetan Maza), Oglala Lakota, 1899
The Three Stooges…in and out of character…great photo!
A 1949 Styleline De Luxe Convertiblewas the 22-millionth Chevrolet.
7 Dwarfs Publicity Tour 1938
Dale Evans and Roy Rogers
Life is like a camera:
- Focus on what’s important
- Capture the good time
- Develop from the negatives
And if things don’t work out: take another shot.