Plumber of the Year Award Finalists

•July 24, 2014 • Leave a Comment

&%$@#

Hmmmmm…

Should have measured twice

Apparently, you don’t want anyone seeing your face, but everything else is okay?

The oak seat is a nice touch.

And the purpose for the door is?

This stall is for people that have arms like an orangutan.

This would be the “half bath” noted in the real estate listing?

Very classy! And only three steps to the throne when you’re in a hurry!

How does this even get past the planning phase?

And now the drum roll please…
And the plumber of the year award goes to:

Absolutely brilliant.

Why Many Pilots Often Prefer Airplanes Over Women

•July 21, 2014 • 1 Comment

* Airplanes usually kill you quickly; a woman takes her time.

* Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.

* Airplanes don’t get mad if you do a "touch and go."

* Airplanes don’t object to a pre-flight inspection.

* Airplanes come with a manual to explain their operation.

* Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.

* Airplanes can be flown at any time of the month.

* Airplanes don’t come with in-laws.

* Airplanes don’t care about how many other airplanes you’ve flown before.

* Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.

* Airplanes don’t mind if you look at other airplanes.

* Airplanes don’t mind if you buy airplane magazines.

* Airplanes expect to be tied down.

* Airplanes don’t comment on your piloting skills.

* Airplanes don’t whine unless something is really wrong.

* However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women: it’s usually not good.

France Passes Anti-Amazon Law Eliminating Free Shipping; Amazon Responds With 0.01 Euro Shipping Fees

•July 16, 2014 • Leave a Comment

It’s amazing what happens when non-competitive businesses try to legislate an advantage rather than compete.

https://www.techdirt.com/articles/20140711/12493527855/france-passes-anti-amazon-law-eliminating-free-shipping-amazon-responds-with-001-shipping-fees.shtml?utm_content=buffer04668&utm_medium=social&utm_source=linkedin.com&utm_campaign=buffer

Flowers That Look Like Something Else

•July 9, 2014 • Leave a Comment

I got these from a friend via Email. I don’t know who put this collection together; I would like to give that person credit. But whoever he/she is, they did a marvelous job.

Monkey Face Orchid (Dracula Simia)
flowers that look like something else

flowers that look like something else

flowers that look like something else

 

Moth Orchid (Phalaenopsis)
flowers that look like something else

flowers that look like something else

flowers that look like something else

 

Naked Man Orchid (Orchis Italica)
flowers that look like something else

flowers that look like something else

flowers that look like something else

 

Hooker’s Lips (Psychotria Elata)
flowers that look like something else

 

Dancing Girls (Impatiens Bequaertii)
flowers that look like something else

 

Laughing Bumble Bee Orchid (Ophrys bomybliflora)
flowers that look like something else

flowers that look like something else

 

Swaddled Babies (Anguloa Uniflora)
flowers that look like something else

 

Parrot Flower (Impatiens Psittacina)
flowers that look like something else

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Snap Dragon Seed Pod (Antirrhinum)
flowers that look like something else

 

Flying Duck Orchid (Caleana Major)
flowers that look like something else

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An orchid that looks remarkably like a tiger
flowers that look like something else

 

Happy Alien (Calceolaria Uniflora)
flowers that look like something else

And his friends…
flowers that look like something else

 

Angel Orchid (Habenaria Grandifloriformis)
flowers that look like something else

flowers that look like something else

 

Dove Orchid or Holy Ghost Orchid (Peristeria Elata)
flowers that look like something else

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flowers that look like something else

 

White Egret Orchid (Habenaria Radiata)
flowers that look like something else

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The Darth Vader (Aristolochia Salvadorensis)
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An Orchid That Looks Like a Ballerina
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Finally: a Job Board Ad that Tells It Like It Is … Plus Some

•July 8, 2014 • Leave a Comment

3D Drawings on Vending Machines

•July 8, 2014 • Leave a Comment

There is an employment agency in Germany. One of their advertising gimmicks is putting these 3D posters on various machines throughout Germany.

With a cigarette in his face while pumping gas, he definitely doesn’t want to keep job for long.

Thought for the Day

•June 28, 2014 • 2 Comments

 
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